Take me back to my early 20s when I took 0% care of myself and felt 100% fine. Either so I can re-live it, or punch myself in the fact for being such an asshole to my future self.

Glad I wasn't the only one who found Castor's argument to be rambling and incoherent 🤗

🎶me want pet me want give fireball caress🎶

somebody help me beg Jordan “Not Going To Start Smoking” Keyes to make a tiktok for this one !!

I feel like we have two choices: -I could tell you the truth about that mysterious item given to you as a child that represents your destiny and explains the plot -or I could just kinda shrug my shoulder and offer a crooked smile Only one of these options gets you a trilogy.

due to personal reasons I will not be waking up tomorrow

So we put the cat bed on my night stand because Rootbeer liked to perch up there and we figured it would be her new comfy perch but now she sleeps there every night instead of being wrapped around my head like a beanie and I just feel like I robbed myself a little yknow

The only thing that has helped my throat is not eating solid food for days on end but I'M SO FUCKING HUNGRY ugh

Someone please vaccinate me.

lmao i rolled my ankle on a cat toy wtf

Posting this here because it's v important

Healthy? Have an unknown virus/infection. Recovered? Have some strep that tests negative repeatedly so you go days without treatment. Getting treatment? Have this itchy rash all over your body. This flesh truly is a prison. 🙄

What phrase lives in your head rent free? Mine is Maya Rudolph saying ~Bbubble Bbath~