It’s strange to see how my favorite filmmakers of 2003 have adapted to this changing world Lynch directed an 18 hour series where his character said of transphobes “Fix your hearts or die!” Cronenberg directed 4 masterpieces & praised trans people Gilliam…just this basically

When did waze get so desperately bad? Is there a Trader Joe’s on my way from Aurora to chicago? Sure! How about in Ann Arbor Michigan?

Pat Robertson death… trump second indictment… what a day huh

Pat Robertson dies. The Voting Rights Act survives. Trump is indicted.

I don’t think @mrjonathanlynn gets nearly enough credit for creating two of the greatest comedies of all time. Clue and My Cousin Vinny are perfect movies. Thank god my aunt owned them both on laserdisc.

On my way. You don’t have to be a Writers Guild of America East member to picket and support. Even just retweeting this helps.

📍 Chicago, Illinois

We were thinking at the time. 👼

I hope you dickheads who couldn’t vote for Hillary “just because” have some time to fuck off today.

She warned you. And y’all played games.

Ohhh, I can block the Twitter Blue reply guys all at once...they're always right at the top. Hey! Hey...trans women are women! Climate change is caused by people! Healthcare is a human right! Birth control should be free and abortion should be legal!

America was such bitch on Friday and now expects us to attend her birthday party on Tuesday? I don't think so, sweetie.

This app has always been pretty toxic but also I got to interview people whom I admire like Mike Flanagan and Kellie Carter Jackson and Guy Branum because of it. I’m genuinely bummed that it was brought down by a toddler throwing a prolonged and expensive tantrum.

Just posting on here as a goof.

ITS CALLED COMEDY

My interview with the brilliant Dr. Nicole Hemmer Nicole Hemmer of This Day In Esoteric Political History is up! Come for the examination of a conservative movement that has been building since the 1970s, stay for the fun (?) counterfactuals about J. Edgar Hoover! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/fri…