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Jessa

@jessasolstice

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calendar_today22-09-2011 02:12:28

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I’m abroad, but I just used my WiFi connection to message DebFischerNE and Senator Ben Sasse to vote no Kavanaugh. We owe it to victims of sexual assault to do better.

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My French roommate: oh my gosh I love how huge the portion sizes are in Spain. Me, an American looking at one of the smallest plates I’ve seen in a restaurant): Haha, yes...big

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When dealing with a frustrating/ridiculous situation, just imagine you’re the guest star in a Portlandia sketch. #lifehacks

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I got added to the teacher group text at my school in Spain and now I get access to all the teacher memes they send each other #blessed

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I meant to text my landlord for help changing my lightbulb (bombilla) but instead asked him for help changing my fireman (bombero) 🙃 #LanguagesAreHard

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Showing someone your favorite movie/tv show only to have them be on their phone the whole time and then say they didn’t like it after is only slightly less offensive that a straight up slap on in the face

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For me growing up has meant being honest with myself about who I really am, and who I really am is someone who needs a caffeinated drink before I go out with a group of middle aged women