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I’m abroad, but I just used my WiFi connection to message DebFischerNE and Senator Ben Sasse to vote no Kavanaugh. We owe it to victims of sexual assault to do better.

My French roommate: oh my gosh I love how huge the portion sizes are in Spain. Me, an American looking at one of the smallest plates I’ve seen in a restaurant): Haha, yes...big

When dealing with a frustrating/ridiculous situation, just imagine you’re the guest star in a Portlandia sketch. #lifehacks

I got added to the teacher group text at my school in Spain and now I get access to all the teacher memes they send each other #blessed

I meant to text my landlord for help changing my lightbulb (bombilla) but instead asked him for help changing my fireman (bombero) 🙃 #LanguagesAreHard

Showing someone your favorite movie/tv show only to have them be on their phone the whole time and then say they didn’t like it after is only slightly less offensive that a straight up slap on in the face

A retired LAPD officer told me not to be a defense attorney and now I kinda wanna be a defense attorney

American foreign policy is red trust me I majored in poli sci

One more year

For me growing up has meant being honest with myself about who I really am, and who I really am is someone who needs a caffeinated drink before I go out with a group of middle aged women

Growing up in Nebraska be like

This picture is a renaissance painting. The poses, the emotion.... da Vinci could never

“I can’t wait to graduate. I’m gonna sue my parents for being born.” - overheard at law school

Scheduling is 🔑 . Im planning my whole day around a cry I’ve got scheduled for 3:00pm

Me taking the rest of the night off for self care after putting my name and date at the top of an assignment

Those of us in red states watching people celebrate in California and New York