ONE WEEK till we open! Have you booked your tickets? old505theatre.iwannaticket.com.au/event/hairworm… (poster design by the incredible Elizabeth Lea)

I saw a Tik Tok of a guy saying “for as much as we use our phones, it’s weird that they aren’t in any of our dreams” and I can’t fucking stop thinking about it

AAAAAAH opening night for our very first play as a new little company - I’m excited & nervous & terrified & calm all at the same time. Its been such a step out of my comfort zone to direct and no matter how it goes, I am proud of it, me, Emma Wright & the whole cast and crew.

Lady Gaga: rah rah ah ah ah rom mah ro mah mah Shaggy *wiping tears at Scooby's funeral* beautiful

me in the foyer after seeing a friend’s play x.com/realfakeperson…

shocked and disappointed that I have, once again, missed out on $40 from the office bachelorette sweeps #BacherloretteAU

This is actually what my executive dysfunction looks like

What a great night at the KXT 2020 launch - can’t wait to be a part of the fabulous season with Eye Contact Theatre Company, directing Breathing Corpses by Laura Wade!

I wrote this in case other people were having some of these feelings also medium.com/@annaspargorya…

hate when people with brochures in the street approach me to sell me something but also secretly offended when they don’t??? Like why do u assume I don’t want to try Marley spoon/save the giraffes/join a 24hr gym u don’t know me

when a dude’s bio on tinder says that they “love a dark sense of humour” it literally just means they want to tell rape jokes and not be held responsible for them

pad see ew deserves respect and acclaim

spare a prayer for the people writing insufferable two-act plays about coronavirus isolation right now

I guess I don’t really have an excuse for not implementing a skin routine now

my brain these days

So I am officially back in the rehearsal room directing a play. I haven’t worked since February. Here are the things I wish I knew about going back to work months ago:

someone just unmatched me on tinder because I said I didn’t like Star Wars, and honestly? I’m equal parts offended and relieved.

Only a few weeks left to make use of your Dine & Discover vouchers - support an industry devastated by Covid-19 & save on your ticket to Breathing Corpses! Cheap previews & $20 for 20s on Thursdays w code KXT20for20s. Don't let your vouchers go to waste. events.humanitix.com/breathing-corp…