Jess Wilde πŸ‘½ (@jess__wilde) 's Twitter Profile
Jess Wilde πŸ‘½

@jess__wilde

⚑️ Writer ✣ Presenter ✣ Professional Chatterbox πŸ† Sex ✣ Tattoos ✣ Busting Taboos πŸ“Ί The Sex Clinic e4 🎧 @ikidyounot_pod πŸ’¦ @sodivine_uk | @climax_how

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jordan (@jordan_stratton) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Just found out Gen Z kids are calling the 90s β€œthe late 1900s” and I feel like I just drank from the wrong grail in Indiana Jones

Jess Wilde πŸ‘½ (@jess__wilde) 's Twitter Profile Photo

When someone greets you by saying "oh sorry - I didn't just wake you up, did I?" Thanks, Susan. I know I look like shit, I didn't need reminding.

Jess Wilde πŸ‘½ (@jess__wilde) 's Twitter Profile Photo

URGENT Anyone else had trouble booking flights with Kiwi.com? Due to what seems to be a technical glitch, my name has been passed to the airline incorrectly and their customer service team are being less than helpful. I’m due to fly this weekend and am stressing!

Owen Jones (@owenjonesjourno) 's Twitter Profile Photo

This has been sent to all Labour MPs by the party leadership, banning them from posting anything on social media except for tributes to the Queen or whatever the party tells them, and banning them from talking to the media.

This has been sent to all Labour MPs by the party leadership, banning them from posting anything on social media except for tributes to the Queen or whatever the party tells them, and banning them from talking to the media.
Owen Jones (@owenjonesjourno) 's Twitter Profile Photo

In practical terms, this bans Labour MPs from discussing, say: - The cost of living crisis - The police killing of Chris Kaba - The war in Ukraine and, well, anything else

Richard Parry (@_richardparry_) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I’ve come up with an interim solution to the queuing issue to see the Queen’s coffin in Westminster, let me know what you think, it’s not perfect but I don’t see anyone else coming up with anything

Jess Wilde πŸ‘½ (@jess__wilde) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Shopping in @primark on Oxford Street has to be one of the most hellish experiences I've endured. I know, I shouldn't be surprised but STILL. Wow. Never again.

Jess Wilde πŸ‘½ (@jess__wilde) 's Twitter Profile Photo

When you send a super-important, expensive parcel for guaranteed delivery before 1pm through Royal Mail but the tracking website isn't working. Awesome. Do I get my money back if it didn't arrive before 1pm?

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Did you know today is national #ShowerTogetherDay 🚿 Spice up your shower time by adding a new toy! #Arya expert Jess Wilde πŸ‘½ shares her #advice on how to introduce toys into your shower play πŸ’¦ Explore exciting ways to bring πŸ”₯ to your #relationship with Arya.Fyi/Join

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Every now and then I think "I should engage with Twitter more". Then I make the mistake of spending more than 5 minutes here and find my heart rate increase and I lose whatever faith I had left in humanity and have to leave. This place is the worst.