Best LA Galaxy squad in over a decade. Riqui Puig is allegedly the best midfielder in the league. Pec for MLS newcomer of the season. They said Paintsil was clear of Bouanga. They signed Reus, supposedly the best Bundesliga player of the century. All that to finish below LAFC.

@EliasShovon 🔜👀🇺🇸

KILLING BABIES IS NOT THE W YOU THOUGHT IT WOULD BE, KAMALA

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Alex Jones It’s over for them

MLS Moves It’s not about Miami. It’s the fact that reg season basically means nothing with the current format. You can chill for 80% of the season, turn up for 1-2 months and have a real shot at the title.

This doesn’t feel like a playoff game

LAFC X Blame the manager and his dumb system. It’s long ball and vibes. Bouanga and co get to the sideline and would rather pass back or do the one trick pony than to send a cross. One good cross all game and it was from Murillo. Losers

Josh Allen in the fantasy semi finals:

Dear son, Today is the last day in 2024. In 2025, I challenge you to try this: - No porn - No alcohol - 3-6 eggs/day - 3 litres of water - 7-8hours of sleep - Cut all distractions - 10,000+ steps/day - Go to the gym 3 - 5 times/week. - Avoid sugar. - Pray. Are you ready?

#whittier residents please be prepared with flashlights and other things in preparation for SCE to turn off your power at any minute. Notifications are currently going out to be ready just in case and it would be a 24hr + turn off!

Crazy what's happening in LA right now.

Ban porn on X.

🔴⚪️👀 Kimmich and Bayern, new deal at the final stages. ⤵️

🚨🔴⚪️ Bayern are pushing to advance and close the deal for Jonathan Tah to join as free agent with talks re-started at the end of April. Negotiations continue on three-year deal, still waiting for an answer from the defender.

HOW MANY MORE EXAMPLES OF MANAGERS IN THEIR FIRST FEW MONTHS, FIRST SEASON OR SECOND SEASON WINNING TROPHIES DO YOU NEED? 5 YEARS LATER AND YOU CLOWNS ARE STILL WAFFLING ABOUT PHASES 💀 WIN OR FUCK OFF.

🚨🇨🇦 Thomas Müller to Vancouver Whitecaps, here we go! Deal done for German legend to join MLS side. Two year deal in place for Müller who won’t retire and starts new chapter in MLS as he wanted. Deal agreed as @TomBogert and BILD reported, Müller said yes today.

The Touchline | 𝐓 This account is so corny