Saw a Cybertruck in real life two days in a row. Guess I’ve had a good enough life up ‘til that point. Just waiting on death now, ‘cause that shit was bleak.

Oh hey I co-wrote a movie and the trailer is out. #clawface youtu.be/J84QQRthPPU?si…

Sometimes you write something dumb like “Phone don’t work neither” and someone puts it in a legit for real movie.

Mulder you’re not gonna believe this

Watching News Radio for the first time, and it turns out the perfect woman does exist

Killing Hope #1. This looked interesting, so I picked it up. Alex Cormack Killustrator! Bliss on Tap Comics

Not a Buster Sword or Gunblade in sight smdh

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Thinking about the Summer of 2022 when my partner at the time who works for Starbucks was tasked by Starbucks to prevent her team from unionizing. Then when she did such a good job at it, they had her train other store managers to stop their employees from unionizing as well.

How did I not see literally one person say The Lonely Island?

Speak No Evil (2024)

Naomi Scott is fucking amazing in Smile 2. It’s the best performance I’ve seen in years. She won’t get nominated for an Oscar and that’s bullshit. The Oscars are bogus.

It’s also John Carpenter’s birthday today. Can we all agree to double feature a Carpenter and Lynch film every January 16th until the end of time?

I can’t imagine a single person agreeing with me, but I think Halloween Ends is a very fun remake of this.

Is it good luck if an airplane shits on you? Please answer fast so I know if I should move out of the way.

Very excited for this, but am I crazy for thinking this just looks like a live-action remake of the Freak on a Leash video?

Met Chris Casamassa via AOL back in the day. He called me and my buddy while on the set of WMAC Masters. Stellar dude. Unless it wasn’t actually him in which case that would be a weird and random ass person to pretend to be to impress some middle schoolers.

Why does everyone hate the movie Yesterday? It’s just a fun, silly movie with a crazy premise.

It’s crazy when you tell someone close to you “I’m feeling like I don’t care to be around anymore” and they’re like “You’ll be fine, it’ll pass.” Okay, if I’m on fire, I hope you don’t respond with “But you won’t always be on fire.” Cool man, thanks, that helps so much.

Hilarious QT is most likely a member of SAG as well which means he thinks Dano is a worse actor than him? Has he seen Django?