in California all of the pizza has kale on it. I have to assume this is because of DEI

I got lasik years ago and I have never regretted it for a second but every once in a while I think hmm I kind of miss wearing cute glasses

on any given Sunday I am mere moments away from making pancakes

'what if everyone is secretly annoyed with me?' ❌
'omg I love bothering people' ✅

do not I repeat do not try to take .5 selfies with your cat

this is beautiful but this is also how I’ve gotten poison ivy (east coast) and poison oak (west coast) so bad that I had to see a doctor and yes this happened to me twice

you did amazing sweetie. no notes

they have to do all this crazy shit because it’s the only way they can convince new grads to move to Madison, Wisconsin

i’m what we call an OINK. one income, no kids. living on slop in my little pen

I went to Barry’s this morning and got a smoothie. Had a sweetgreen salad for lunch. Currently using my air fryer to make a salmon rice bowl for dinner. I tweet for all the other basic girls and gays

I am so hyped for this movie you will see me there opening night

About once a year I get the strong urge to get a slutty thigh tattoo

it’s a beautiful day to sit inside staring at a double-wide monitor in Palo Alto 😍

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