If you ever get locked out of your house, talk to the lock calmly. Because communication is ??

Even sadder when you realize that a woman you like is for sale.

My sincere and only Bucket List right now: Leave Nigeria Flee Nigeria Escape Nigeria Run away from Nigeria Abscond from Nigeria Evacuate Nigeria Vanish from Nigeria Stay out of Nigeria Avoid Nigeria at all cost Breakout of Nigeria So help me God🤲🏾🦅

i miss manchester united

these people are likely still alive btw

This might be ridiculous but I want Twitter to do its thing! My friend just opened his shop at 58 st. Finbarr’s college road akoka, Lagos. I can vouch for him! Honest dude with integrity. He’s my guy! If you see this, please RT If you’re around Unilag, Yaba, please patronize

Does Tourette’s make you unable to apologize tho?

Logo minimalist designs 🤯 By logomakervn

Telling myself to “lock-in” and 2 mins later going back to my usual bad habits

Once you start jamb lesson, you go know say u no get clothes 💔😂🤲

Made it to another kobbie day

In uni any "free time" you have is actually just you procrastinating something

chai, so sorry

When you mistakenly straight up click a song instead of adding it to the queue you’ve been lining up for the past 10 minutes😭

*opens instagram * yep, everyone's life is still better than mine *closes instagram* *opens twitter* ah yes. my fellow specimens.

"Sleep, you'll find time to study tomorrow" [Satan et al. 2022]

Keep studying. You can cry after you get that degree

The Kobbie Mainoo effect 💫

2 defeats in 20 games but I should be worried about one guy’s haircut. Mtcheww

Lol, this is the same defensive contribution we were begging Rashford for when he was playing like he was doing us a favor 😂.