Ted Knight was an absolute stud. Took one of the greatest ensemble comedies of all time in Caddyshack, packed with heavy hitters, and fucking made the movie his. Almost impossible. He did it anyway.

I skipped so many days in high school, Bob Barker was practically my home room teacher. I caught hell for it and never understood what the big deal was. And 37 years later, I’m here to tell you I fucking called that one. Didn’t matter at all. Good job, irresponsible teenage me.

Today in 1975, this kid woke up and lived his life to the fullest.

On March 15, 1976, KISS released their landmark fourth studio album “Destroyer”. It would peak at 11 and is certified double platinum. #KISS

Today in Rock History March 16, 1978 REO Speedwagon’s seventh studio album, You Can Tune a Piano but You Can’t Tuna Fish, was released and went 2x platinum. It’s the first to feature bass player Bruce Hall and includes hits like “Roll with the Changes” and “Time for Me to Fly.”

Been watching hockey for 30 years. That’s the greatest goal of all time. Period.

“Honey, dinner’s on the table. Where are the boys?” The boys:

Today in Rock History March 19, 1975 Led Zeppelin played the first of two sold-out nights at the Pacific Coliseum in Vancouver, Canada. Tickets were priced at $7.50. The setlist included ‘Rock And Roll’, ‘Stairway to Heaven’, ‘Whole Lotta Love’, ‘Black Dog’, and ‘Heartbreaker’.

Super Sky Point to Death, which has been Chuck Norris’d. You have to respect any man so proficient at kicking motherfuckers in the face he required special jeans. St. Peter, I hope you know how to duck. #RIP

The perfect breakfast for 70-year-old men to bitch about every aspect of society over at 6:23 am in 1984.

"Keep On Loving You", the soft rock power ballad by REO Speedwagon hit #1 on the Billboard charts today in 1981. FUN FACT | It was the first single by the band to break the top 50 on the U.S. Billboard Hot 100. #80s

Today in Rock History March 22, 1980 Journey’s sixth studio album, Departure breaks onto the Billboard album chart. This album marked a significant milestone for the band, reaching No. 8 on the Billboard 200 chart, making it their first top 10 album in the United States. It also

#OnThisDay in 1980, Journey's 6th album "Departure" debuted at #38 on the Billboard Top LP's & Tape chart. Featuring lead single Any Way You Want It, the album eventually peaked at #8, becoming the bands first top 10 record. #80s #ClassicRock

ZZ Top released their eighth studio album Eliminator on this day in 1983. The album became one of the band’s biggest commercial successes and featured songs like “Gimme All Your Lovin’,” “Sharp Dressed Man,” and “Legs.” What are your thoughts on this album?

#OnThisDay in 1987, Night Ranger released their 4th album "Big Life" featuring the theme song of the movie The Secret of My Success and 2nd single Hearts Away. The album peaked at #28 on the Billboard charts and is certified gold in the US. #80s

40 years ago today, Van Halen released '5150'—their first #1 album and first with Sammy Hagar. Why Can’t This Be Love still slaps. March 24 in rock history.

40 years ago today, #VanHalen released their 7th album (and first with Sammy Hagar) "5150" featuring singles Why Can't This Be Love, Dreams and Love Walks In. It became their first #1 album in the US and is certified 6x platinum. This was the soundtrack of the summer of '86!

#OnThisDay in 1988, "Hysteria" (the title track of #DefLeppard's 4th album) peaked at #10 on the Billboard Hot 100. One of the bands signature songs, it was also their first of 4 consecutive top 10 hits from the album. #80s #ClassicRock

James Tolkan has died at 94. "Son, your ego's writing checks your body can't cash." - Top Gun (1986) This scene is a masterclass in movie shorthand. In seconds you get Maverick’s attitude, his history, how he flies, and the entire setup. And Tolkan absolutely nails it.

Today in Rock History April 3, 1982 Sammy Hagar’s breakthrough solo album Standing Hampton is RIAA certified Platinum. It peaked at No. 28 on the Billboard 200 and featured major hits such as “There’s Only One Way to Rock” and “Heavy Metal”.