Guess which US Senator from Texas flew to Cancun while the state was freezing to death and having to boil water?

For my non-Texans, it’s hard to convey how f’d our state is. It’s barely broken freezing since Sunday. Half of Austin has been almost entirely w/out heat or power for 2.5 days. Water pressure is dropping and there’s a boil notice but half the city has no power to boil. Thread🧵⤵️

We mostly heat our homes w/ nat gas here but furnaces need electricity, so they’re out. Once buildings got cold pipes started breaking all over town. Folks dripped their faucets but now there’s not enough pressure for that. Mains are breaking w/ water running down the street. 2/

This all started when several nuke, coal and gas power plants froze Sunday night because they’re not winterized despite warnings after our last storm in 2011 because we deregulated everything and industry owns the legislature/governor. 3/

In 24 hours I’m going to give one random person that retweets this tweet $10,000 in Bitcoin! (Yup, gonna experiment with this instead of cash haha) Make sure you follow me so I can dm you if you win :)

You’ll learn more from podcasts and YouTube than you will at most colleges.

I spent over a dozen years trying to get Tiger to give me a high 5 at Riviera and today he handed me a trophy hahaha what a world! #golf

Two dudes were bullying and beating up a guy wearing a Cubs hat outside a bar, so I stepped in to help. He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.😝😜😜😝

Train your mind to be calm in every situation.

Why shld IA taxpayrs foot the $350 BILLION bill w/in 1.9 TRILLION 2bail out states who mismanage $$ when Iowa is responsible? Congress already gave states $150B At #99countymeetings I hear abt price tag of this bloated bill Instead shld b bipartisan &COVID focused PULL THE PORK

If I don’t fucc with you I don’t mind you knowing I don’t fucc with you 🤷🏽‍♂️

What the fuck is with this bullshit new spring training rule where the manager can just end the fucking inning if their shitty fucking 4.80 ERA pitcher throws 20 pitches? Our society is going to shit, man.

Change the logo PGA TOUR

Americans are absolute pros at attacking the British while they’re sleeping

Today is Cerebral Palsy Awareness Day. I have CP. I also am a TV announcer for the Chicago White Sox and ESPN who just called the NCAA Tournament for Westwood One Sports. I could write one of those 1/? threads, but I'll leave it at this: Everyone with CP can do more than you think.

I appreciate it when my ego gets knocked down a notch by friends and strangers. It hurts in the short-term, but leads to growth in the long-term.

For fucks sake CNN Politics Y’all are a bunch of race baiting clowns. Are you even capable of seeing the world thru any other lens. cnn.com/2021/11/20/us/…

Must be a slow night, Michael Wilbon talking about must win games for the Los Angeles Lakers in December. Cmon man