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Jeromie Allen

@jeromieallen

Husband to an amazing wife, father to two awesome kids. Bbq enthusiast, novice meat smoker, steak connoisseur. Pioneer seed, chemical, & crop insurance sales.

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calendar_today09-09-2011 18:39:55

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It’s been a busy day, and it’s looking to be the same tomorrow. 350 units of Pioneer Seeds U.S. beans treated late this evening, with KSi equipment, and ready to send out tomorrow morning. Time to call it a night.

It’s been a busy day, and it’s looking to be the same tomorrow. 350 units of <a href="/PioneerSeeds/">Pioneer Seeds U.S.</a> beans treated late this evening, with <a href="/KSiEdge/">KSi</a> equipment, and ready to send out tomorrow morning. Time to call it a night.
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I take absolutely no credit for this meme, as I had no hand in creating it. If I knew who did, I’d give them a huge shoutout, because this is by far the best dicamba meme ever.

I take absolutely no credit for this meme, as I had no hand in creating it. If I knew who did, I’d give them a huge shoutout, because this is by far the best dicamba meme ever.
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Twelve pounds of eye of round cut, separated into four different flavors, and put in the dehydrator. We’ll have jerky in no time.

Twelve pounds of eye of round cut, separated into four different flavors, and put in the dehydrator. We’ll have jerky in no time.
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4yo and I are playing a game. 4yo: The fruit bowl can fly. Me: How about the bird carries the fruit bowl. 4yo: The fruit bowl is too heavy for the bird to carry. Me: It’s an African swallow. I crack up laughing, and she just stares at me. She wasn’t amused at my humor.

4yo and I are playing a game. 

4yo: The fruit bowl can fly. 

Me: How about the bird carries the fruit bowl. 

4yo: The fruit bowl is too heavy for the bird to carry. 

Me: It’s an African swallow.

I crack up laughing, and she just stares at me. She wasn’t amused at my humor.