type of shit the antagonist of a pokemon game says before sending out a level 44 crobat

trying to drive after not eating anything all day

bug honse. #Pokemon #ポケモンイラスト

“Boy I feel good! I’M READY FOR 2026 BABY” Literally the next day:

River fauna ⭐️🐟

since discord is dying, let's meet up here

This is actually quite clever. After Pikachu, these two are immediately the first pokemon shown in the trailer. This was meant to be a clue as to where this region is based on. Southeast Asia is the only native home of Rafflesia plants and the origin of bananas.

working in wildlife conservation sounds really cool until you see the biblical levels of greed and hatred politicians have for the environment. but hey atleast the pay is bad and the job market is... also really bad

🐠from the hoenn region artwork by the artist Julio the Artist 🦕🌿

Why does every cheap Bluetooth headphone have a French lady telling me my shit is connected why can't we have a nigga that sounds like Kahn from King of the Hill

guy who’s only seen phineas and ferb: Dude this is Just like phineas and ferb

i just laid 6 eggs on the couch im the worst roommate ever lol

“Larp” might be WAVE (White American Vernacular English)

a penis has a sad life. His Hair is a mess,his family is nuts,his neighbour is an asshole, his bestfriend is a pussy and his owner beats him

Booty had me like

Double rainbow!