every time a man says this and gets praised for “being real” and “hilarious” i think about how people treated rachel zegler when she said she was in shazam bc she needed a job

what if we kissed in the caniac corner

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

i’m seated. the theatre employees are scared and asking me to leave because “the movie doesn’t exist yet” but i’m simply too seated.

what’s going to happen when oomf cryptically subtweets drama on the timeline and i can’t rummage through their likes to figure out what’s going on

i bring a sort of “children are the most vulnerable group on earth and all adults have a bare minimum obligation to protect them” vibe to the function that some online freaks find unsettling

📲| Olivia via Tiktok

OLYMPIC GOLD MEDALISTS 🇺🇸🥇 The women of USA Gymnastics are champions once again! #ParisOlympics

SHE'S DONE IT! 🐐 Simone Biles becomes the first Woman to win two Olympic All-Around Titles since Vera Caslavska in 1964 and 1968!

WHAT AN ENDING! 🥉 Sunisa lee IS THE WOMEN'S OLYMPIC ALL-AROUND BRONZE MEDALIST!!!

MY BOYFRIEND AT THE TIME

🚨| Taylor Swift and special guest, Ed Sheeran, performing a mashup of "Everything Has Changed", "End Game" and "Thinking Out Loud" at today's show! #LondonTSTheErasTour x.com/9tay8tay9_/sta…

#OLIVIABENSON: the blueprint for doing it with a broken heart 💔💔💔

Guys we could literally be two months away from never hearing this man’s name ever again PLEASE please please please vote

i’m SEATED. the netflix employees are scared and asking me to leave because the production hasn’t completed yet but i’m simply too seated.

suzanne collins is allergic to giving ships happy endings btw. can you imagine how much her hand shook as she wrote everlark as happily ever after? she was probably held at gunpoint.

ot5 hearts will never be the same again. Not ours. Not theirs.

There’s glitter on the floor after the party