this could have been us you stupid bitch

STOP

hahahaaha oh!!!! just literally oh!

tonight we are drinking to die

hudson williams lookalike contest in my bed tonight

someone make it stop i’m not going to make it

wait AM I THE RAT

the pressure of picking the first new book to read this year has in fact kept me from reading anything so if you have any recommendations seeeend them my way

we reached the point where High School Musical is as old as Grease was when our parents would talk about it to us

hey! sooooo leg eczema? me? why?

i’m so ready to hear beyoncé scream in my ears with a nasty electric guitar in the background

Good morning to Beyoncé and the Beyhive only

went to a guys house, learned he had a wife, and that’s why he wouldn’t cum :/ unfortunate

i stopped wearing the chain my ex gave me and i 100% feel different

guys i’m trying to build the lego sunflowers and the way it’s absolutely falling apart i’m about to crash out

And that’s the day I WILL KNOCK ALL THIS SHIT OVER……

hey i’m sorry cancer and this man thinks he knows me!!!!!!!!!!! we have known each other since like 2013 but hehehe little does he know

i’ll scream and cry

Tell me why I’m watching Homecoming and it glitched out and brought me back to the Netflix Home Screen……… BTCH IF SHE TOUCH HOMECOMING IMMA BURN IT ALL DOWN

I will never get over her rising up in custom Alexander McQueen, with the most sickening wig in her closet glued to her head, to fuckin sing 20-year-old Dangerously In Love. The biggest gag of the decade. Still not over it!!!