I just immediately wrote off a pretty girl because she ordered a Bud Light.

Hearing the call to prayer ring out over Istanbul is pretty damn amazing.

Last day in Istanbul.

I will need about a dozen old Singer sewing machines in a few years, so everyone keep their eyes open. That means you, Alicia & Zak.

Week three in Turkey. I miss my bike.

Edited my World Clock so it only shows Today and Yesterday. Tomorrow was really fucking me up.

Better haircut in Turkey than in LA, DC, or Portland, plus a shave and a massage. ~12 USD. Gauntlet thrown, America! (Whiskey & Goats Milk excluded)

After all that travel, my flatbar is finally back where it belongs: in my everyday bag. Feels good to know it's there again.

Total guess but I bet finishing in a rubber feels like throwing a pie in your own face

Anybody know what's up with the NYPD blocking off streets around Delancy?

Bus system in Turkey beats the NE Corridor Megabus by a long shot. It is way too early for this shit.

I miss getting home at 5AM and watching The Daily Show from the night before. Morning viewing just seems so undignified.

4AM pizza. NYC, you just get me.

@winenshine Are there really places you ARE comfortable asking that question?

The mystery lump in my pocket turned out to be a chunk of cork. #bartenderproblems

One more shift. #11inarow

Could have done without my cabby's racist diatribe on not wanting to pick up black people late at night.

They could have filmed a Jerry Springer episode at the bar last night. #cheatingwomen #drunklesbians #fightingcowboys.

Planned to be in bed by 10pm. 2am is close enough, right? #oui

I've missed you, Smith Street!