We did so much to save the ozone layer and so little to save the blogosphere

It seems like Elon Musk's children are the only people whose opinion of him he doesn't care about

Do we think people who like Demi Lovato could tolerate a full Lovato?

I love how "saving the youth/rec center" stopped being a plot point when governments stopped offering services for the at-risk

In very on-brand awfulness, a man named Henry Kissinger has written a book on AI

Blimpie's is FUMING cnbc.com/2023/08/29/sub…

You cannot touch her Strega No-no Zone (endless pasta pot)

Considering setting up a service to let people get my *exclusive* dad jokes. Would you subscribe to my GroanlyFans?

Given their current needs, anti-studio sentiments, and the fact that many of their projects can no longer be watched legitimately, now would be a great time for Plex to get some positive buzz by donating to the Entertainment Community Fund

how come there's an itty bitty titty committee but no hoe bureau?

RIP. He had Big Deck Energy. boingboing.net/2023/09/09/pow…

STAR WARS HAS RETCONNED JIZZ MUSIC 😡😡😡 LIKE AND RETWEET IN SOLIDARITY✊ IF YOU'RE STILL A TRUE JIZZER

Time to capitulate abcnews.go.com/Politics/gover…

A successful business can afford to pay its employees. Noodles > Nissan. UAW #UAWStrike

Can you imagine how fucking boring the Thanksgiving door in Nightmare Before Christmas would have been?Every day is either an awkward conversation with your uncle Louis from Terre Haute or getting ready for an awkward conversation with your uncle Louis from Terre Haute.

Oh shit, we don't need to go through the door. We're already in it.