u weird if u like brown rice more than white rice

today i go fast

if u don’t like k pop u trippin

i be hittin random ppl with the jabstep crossover when i walk around in public

in my evil wizard era

if ur dog be barking at everything it sees u need to be a better owner

i guess

my second day at college 6 years ago i locked myself out of my dorm at 3 am. today im pitching in my second game back from TJ surgery and i locked myself out of my apartment at 6 am. life comes full circle and i will be stupid forever ig

Welcome to The Show, Alek Jacob!

thinking abt getting some nunchucks

within 5 seconds of seeing someone i can figure out if i can beat them in a race (almost always yes)

i be goin hard af in water parks

skinny monster got me.. time 4 more steak

almost every morning for breakfast i eat half a watermelon

MY ONLY NEW YEARS RESOLUTION IS BIGGER MUSCLES

cold shower is not enough i need to stand under a freezing waterfall and learn the ways of the universe

Companies continue to profit off your misfortune and sickness. Even in baseball!!! Go ahead. Glorify getting hurt just so you can build up some arbitrary fraternity to sell apparel to. Fucking idiots.

Locked out of my dorm at 4 am let's goooooo