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I bring this up every now and then to see if anybody cares, this is at George Washington University

I just took my niece who’s about to be a teenager clothes shopping and I survived. Clap for me. 🤣🤣

A topless Tuesday picture of me.

Me and my emotional support movie

I’m not great at flirting, but I am great at overthinking every single conversation I have ever had.

Shit!!!!! I have been forgetting to post pictures of my hands🫢

I think my dog is too smart for his own good. To get out of his vet appointment today, he went and rolled in something nasty right before we were supposed to leave. Thus causing me to reschedule his vet appointment again. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Have you thanked a Catholic today for winning the crusades and your being able to read a KJV Bible in English and not a Quran forced upon you.

Everyone else in the world has bad taste. Or the more logical explanation is God hasn’t deemed me ready.

So I saw on your Facebook……………….

You guys. Thanks to Today’s Tom Sawyer and Tooth Chipper , i ordered Messy Plate Productions ‘s cinnamon rolls. FAT ASS HEAVEN. Srsly so good. These taste like what i imagine Christmas in heaven must taste like. They’re so gooey and cinnamon and the frosting is addicting. Worth every penny.

Had to Bring Out The Best™️ for this post win giveaway. Someone is scoring a signed Justin Allgaier hat from Victory Lane AND a signed jar of Hellmann's Mayonnaise! Repost this and tag a friend below for your chance to win. We’ll pick a winner Friday, June 6th at 7 PM. Good luck!

Look at those lug nuts and that number placement. These cars also ran more power than they do now.

POST a hat photo. 🤠

Just so people know where I stand on Trump vs Elon

If hand sowing beans has taught me anything, it’s that my fingers can handle things that are moist and deep. Do with that information what you will ladies.

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Love is laying out in a field all night—hands wandering, stars watching, grass everywhere it shouldn’t be. Then ending with her straddling my thigh with a flashlight, whispering, ‘I think that’s a tick.’