Starting to get to the age where hangovers are a real thing and I can't believe we haven't assigned our top scientists to fixing this

You know what I miss? Turning on something and having it just work. No registering on another device. No signing into an account. No downloading an app. Just plug it in and it does the thing it's supposed to do.

Rome Odunze is a God at Separating

everytime i wanna quit i remember horses don’t stop

I get… mad zooted I got this bad thing I recruited

I wonder what it’s like to come from a well-off family, where money’s never been a factor or anything

𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 My favorite part lmfaooooo

when something asian becomes popular enough it becomes mexican

Shoutout the goat for the rinse

Robert Downey JR

we are in endgame now

New Chargers alternates have arrived.

The improvement cannot be overstated.

Senator Katie Boyd Britt None of my players can write or read

the female side of jail must be strict asf ion never see em on Facebook or nun

his credit score just dropped 30 points

Whenever a movie has a mayor as a character I’m like oh here we go. Here’s the mayor