babe is an insane name, please refer to me as supreme leader

I must speak my truth. Coke Zero is astronomically better than Diet Coke

me this morning

going to office is a high cortisol activity

when someone says i'm crazy but they haven't seen me argue with my entire family at once

When you mess up at work and a "friendly reminder" goes out to the whole team

My heart broke when I found out Batista wasn’t Mexican.

El mayor placer de adultos es llegar a casa y andar así:

when i start hating everybody and self isolating that’s when i know The Great Lock In is incoming

Lunes de Ignacio 💪

I love saying “sounds good” at work and dont shit sound good

will be seated for this

happy friday guys i go on vacation next week life is worth living

todavía ni me duermo y ya me esta dando flojera despertarme mañana

Cuando digo ‘voy a investigar’, me veo así:

happy earth day to the only ones who can actually save the planet

cuando me borran la memoria pero eso significa que puedo volver a ver este capitulo por primera vez