Why is it so hard for men?

That’s the Chris Fusco I know and remember.

Welp. Never leaving my house again.

My plans tonight.

The Founders beat the Sounders. #Crew96

Don’t be this guy. #Crew96

Oh sweetie; that’s you.

My pup Swoop is a huge fan of Miami Athletics and BreakingT #LoveandHonor

Thinking about how much Ashley on LIB #LoveIsBlind needed Nikki Glaser to call out Alex’s bs. Sis should’ve stood up there like:

When you’re working on a project that doesn’t require any labs.

Wear shin guards kids 🤣🤣🤣😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

Did I just hear Olivier tell Cellebrini to “STFU” on the broadcast 🤣🤣🤣. Exchanging pleasantries #Cbj

He’s baaaaack.

The roof of my mouth is prepared for finds like these.

#Crew96

Just saying a perfect name is out in the wings for this NWSL team; bring back the Columbus Crewzers. #NWSL #Crew96

I feel like #Crew96 should try a new game strategy and I have the perfect one. The one where you score. But don’t let the other team score more.

Looking for the gay mafia sign up sheet…

The world is healing