Lost in the mists, I find two balls of cotton, all that remains of my lover. "Oh Joe," I sob, "Where did you come from? Where did you go?"

Summer's just round the corner,if I needed any motivation to keep on track my size 8 shorts from a size 28 are it! 😎💪

And this is why I ❤️slimming worldhttps://m.facebook.com/slimmingworld/photos/a.196969104482.125882.180102619482/10153265501634483/?type=1

GUY WHO THOUGHT UP NICKNAMES:Thomas will be Tom, Daniel will be Dan INSANE GUY SWINGING A CAT AROUND BY ITS TAIL: Margaret should be "Peggy"

[describing criminal] "Blond hair and brown eyes and…uh…what’s with the green paint?" BOB ROSS: There’s always room for a happy little tree.

On our members' website LifelineOnline we have 10 berrylicious ideas, just like this pavlova! group.slimmingworld.com/useful-feature… ow.ly/i/bOj17

Daryl the great white, has had some cosmetic changes to be able to land more Hollywood acting jobs #FakeSharkFacts

VIDEO: Kanye West - The greatest living rockstar of all time scousebirdproblems.com/lifestyle/just…

Be the first to preview the coolest little gift boutique in town. Tue 28th July reserve place myne.boutique

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MYNE launches new shop in Liverpool tinyurl.com/q253ctk

One Direction split up. Twitter savagely mocks pubescent girls for not being emotionally mature enough to cope. Irony is missed.

“Mind Blowing: This is how a woman's organs shift when pregnant pic.x.com/ZAJfNMaE2b”

The awkward moment when the waiter is waiting for you to tell him to stop grating the cheese and you're like

My first ever go at upholstery! Recovered a footstool for Jenny. #sewing #upholstery #upcycling instagram.com/p/BIRr3g-jaYB/

My world right there! ❤️

8 months! ❤️Marks the end of my maternity! Back to work I go!