Super fucked up that the first warm weekend in Chicago is when I’ll be out of town. I literally never leave and the one fkn weekend I do its going to be 70 and sunny

5 year old said “what the fuck” mid session today and no matter how many times I hear kids swear my immediate reaction is always to laugh

For the love of god someone bring me a sprite

Working on core strengthening with a kid I see for OT so we were doing scissor kicks and she looked over and said “miss Jennifer you’re shaking” like I KNOW you asshole don’t point it out

My last 3 kids of the day cancelled and my speech therapist coworker was like “oh that’s the perfect time to observe other sessions!” Absolutely not you narc I’m going home

Lmao my guy HATES other dogs

It’s so embarrassing to be 26 years old and sunburnt I can’t leave the house for the next 3 days

Just got hit on by a video interpreter I called for a parent during my session which is wildly unprofessional but ngl I love me a good confidence booster

A weekend of L’s

Making it through work today pretending I wasn’t in the fetal position in the shower on two different occasions yesterday thanks to my hangover

Trader Joe’s bagger put all of my groceries into one bag and I was too scared to ask for 2 so I just fought for my life down diversey with a 40lb grocery bag

Just got hit with a “so basketball or volleyball?” question from an old guy in the elevator. Like sir I’m 26 sorry I’m tall

Just started seeing a 3 year old kid for OT who can’t say Jennifer so she just calls me January

Had a parent who consistently shows up late to our sessions today say “I noticed we miss about 10 minutes of each session and I know it’s bc we’re late but how can we fix that” And I had to look this grown woman in the eye and say um…well show up on time I guess is the best way

Just ordered chipotle to be delivered to my apt (the closest one is 0.3 miles away) from the fetal position in my shower happy 2024 I have seen absolutely no growth in my 27 years

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.

No one: Absolutely no one: Illinois students at a bar: