Thank you Lorene Scafaria for finally putting Shiv Roy in a decent dress

thing is, all the plates in my mom's house are ugly. but apparently, there are the good ugly plates and the bad ugly plates and it takes a trained eye to tell the difference.

The Netherlands: Today we’re lifting restrictions! Mother Nature: Stay. Home.

When I say “sorry about the messy house”, correct response is “oh it’s not that bad”, not memes about how being messy means I’m a good mother

Just made fun plans for next week and now I must spend every day until then trying to get out of it

7yo asked me what "hindsight" is and I said, "20/20" and now i'm done for the day.

to say anyone "won" the case is misleading. we all lost.

A clockwork orange but then forcing me to look at photos of myself until I learn to accept the way I look with love and compassion

Haven’t read all of McKee ‘s “Story,” but I have seen the scene in “Adaptation” where Brian Cox says “and so God help you if you use deux ex machina.” Anything else I need to know?

a huge swathe of my wardrobe go unused because to access it i have to slide a door from one side of the closet to the other

My 3yo & 8yo eating popcorn, thoroughly engrossed in the original Disney Cinderella cartoon from 1950. Which makes it 72 years old! Reminds me of the time I was 3 and watched… oh wait. There are no movies from 1908. Brain now exploded.

The part that still shocks me the most: Tanya knows what arancini costs?

Something that has bothered me for years: why does sigourney weaver get top billing in “working girl”? I love sigourney and all, but doesn’t this contradict the whole point of the movie?

AITA for thinking Oscar’s are obsolete? TV is where Its at, yeah? Succession, White Lotus, Last of Us? Someone stop me if I’m wrong?

Can we reclaim the phrase “letting herself go” so it means something positive? As in, “after years obsessing about stupid shit, she finally let herself go”?

I haven't seen my therapist in months, but I kinda want to schedule another appointment just to let her know how awesome I am doing.

I knew demon copperhead was based on David copperfield, but it took me until halfway through to realize this kid is not going to grow up to be a world famous magician.

white lotus is messing with me because how are walton goggins and murray bartlett not the same person?