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JennifervanderKwast

@jennifervanderk

The Existentialist Dolphin: Searching for My Porpoise

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calendar_today27-04-2009 14:56:38

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thing is, all the plates in my mom's house are ugly. but apparently, there are the good ugly plates and the bad ugly plates and it takes a trained eye to tell the difference.

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When I say “sorry about the messy house”, correct response is “oh it’s not that bad”, not memes about how being messy means I’m a good mother

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A clockwork orange but then forcing me to look at photos of myself until I learn to accept the way I look with love and compassion

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Haven’t read all of McKee ‘s “Story,” but I have seen the scene in “Adaptation” where Brian Cox says “and so God help you if you use deux ex machina.” Anything else I need to know?

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My 3yo & 8yo eating popcorn, thoroughly engrossed in the original Disney Cinderella cartoon from 1950. Which makes it 72 years old! Reminds me of the time I was 3 and watched… oh wait. There are no movies from 1908. Brain now exploded.

My 3yo & 8yo eating popcorn, thoroughly engrossed in the original Disney Cinderella cartoon from 1950. Which makes it 72 years old! Reminds me of the time I was 3 and watched… oh wait. There are no movies from 1908. Brain now exploded.
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Something that has bothered me for years: why does sigourney weaver get top billing in “working girl”? I love sigourney and all, but doesn’t this contradict the whole point of the movie?

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AITA for thinking Oscar’s are obsolete? TV is where Its at, yeah? Succession, White Lotus, Last of Us? Someone stop me if I’m wrong?

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Can we reclaim the phrase “letting herself go” so it means something positive? As in, “after years obsessing about stupid shit, she finally let herself go”?

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I haven't seen my therapist in months, but I kinda want to schedule another appointment just to let her know how awesome I am doing.

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I knew demon copperhead was based on David copperfield, but it took me until halfway through to realize this kid is not going to grow up to be a world famous magician.