Just fell in love with this sentence: "Your prime is not in your 20s. Your prime is the moment you realize nobody is coming to save you and you have to do the work on your own."

The “I’m too young to save money, settle down and think about my financial future” mentality is why you’ll never succeed in life.

Asmongold on why people get mad at Caleb Hammer “Because he exposes that the majority of people that are in tremendous financial debt are in that financial debt as a response to their own bad decisions..destroys the entire thinking that oh..it’s actually the government’s fault”

Everyone saying The Bachelorette is doomed is a joke because the Bach has NEVER been this relevant and this will be the biggest season yet for viewership. People love drama. The Bachelorette was a dying franchise that needed chaos to survive…

>Be Paul Saladino >Heal your eczema with carnivore >Write a book about how plants are poison >Tell everyone that nose-to-tail is essential so you can sell liver pills at $60 a bottle >Not eating enough fat, eating way too much liver >Things start to nosedive >Start adding honey

Honored to rant about the unhinged antinatalist propaganda from The Cut for the Pirate Wires Daily 👇

Marco Rubio when he realizes he has to be the next Bachelorette 🌹.

I’m 35 weeks pregnant and my son is literally beating the shit out of me from the inside 😂 Is this normal or am I giving birth to an MMA fighter?

wow she looks so oppressed because she's not working in a cubicle

This is why MAHA pisses me off. Little Debbie is disgusting, and yet we are celebrating a stupid fucking win like them removing artificial dyes?? Ok, why doesn't MAHA celebrate American Farmer's Markets or the thousands of clean label, healthy brands that ALREADY exist? Stupid.

Lots of talk but the truth is many of you got duped into acting like pussy cowards because of Covid and now you are too ashamed to admit that you were wrong

This Guy Makes $200k and Can't Afford His House How much do you think you need to make to actually feel comfortable?

Male baristas don’t deserve tips… go pour some concrete you fuckin pussy

My husband just unintentionally made the most hilarious breakfast I’ve ever seen 😂😂😂😂😂

I don’t wanna hear anyone complain about “the economy” or being “broke” again after seeing the price of the Coachella tickets and the amount of people in the crowd…

Arizona has school choice. California has government control. Arizona has low taxes. California has the highest in the nation. Arizona has a future. California is a warning. #DontCAmyAZ

I miss life pre-Covid. The soul was sucked out of humanity in 2020 and it hasn’t returned since.

People who live on the Internet all day simply can’t comprehend that millions of people do not live on the Internet all day.

Unearthed interview of Gavin Newsom losing his temper goes viral after California governor, then 38, is grilled about giving booze to his NINETEEN-year-old girlfriend trib.al/sCKM5Hj

I will never understand why these “MAHA Leaders” don’t celebrate the hundreds of small healthy food brands that already exist in the US and did the right thing before it became “cool.” It’s a damn shame they only celebrate large corps.