"you let your cat sleep in your bed!?" brother i would let my cat shoot a gun if he wanted to

People watching videos on their phone in public places with no headphones. It’s getting worse and it’s the rudest most intrusive thing you can do, especially when you’re on public transport and I would be glad if it was banned on buses and public places generally

Literally what the fuck is a women only space anyway? Has anyone ever been to one? I’ve had male gynaecologists, I went to an all girls school and had several male teachers. Male cleaners have cleaned women’s public toilets whilst I was there - what the fk are they referring to?

France lost and Uma is out the villa yeah this is the worst 💀#loveIsland

"if you sleep in the afternoon, you won't sleep at night" me in the afternoon and at night:

Quite an incredible move in French politics today that might reveal that we're in fact witnessing nothing less than a coup by Macron. Let me explain 🧵

China just arrested the billionaire founder of a free speech messaging app for not moderating and censoring the content to their liking. Iran is arresting their own citizens for posting things they don’t approve of. Just kidding… That was France and England.

Close enough welcome back Coriolanus Snow

when you say you enjoy sports as a woman and they start asking what the players had for breakfast 3 days ago

Americans be like: "9/11, the most shocking day in world history, when we knew we werent safe at home" The rest of the world on a daily basis for the past century under american t*rrorism:

mental that "we need to kill them, every one of them" isn't a call for genocide, but "from the river to the sea" is

Really is a tough call. On one hand - every Nobel prize winning economist is adamantly stating that Harris has a significantly better economic plan But on the other hand - the dumbest people I’ve ever interacted with say Trump is a good businessman Quite the dilemma

this legit must be how katniss felt when they made her do the hunger games a second time

Lmfao at Farage over in the US claiming he speaks for many in the UK. Meanwhile back in the UK a rural county in Sussex has dragged his effigy through town and set fire to it for bonfire night. x.com/DANIELPEMBERTO…

the problem with the whole ‘listen to your body’ thing is my body is always telling me it’s a great time to get cozy in bed.