Jennifer (@jenniferland_) 's Twitter Profile
Jennifer

@jenniferland_

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calendar_today08-08-2010 16:28:22

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Anecdotal Birthcontrol (@anecdtlbrthctrl) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Parenthood is sobbing and hyperventilating at 5 am because your kids all slept through the night but the first explanation your brain gave you was that your entire family was dead.

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Every day I think about the fact that when everyone thought the world was ending, instead of hoarding guns or food, they bought all the toilet paper

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Plot Twist- I'm a grown ass woman who would rather die than be in any type of commitment. And please don't get it twisted, I am not lonely. I aint like Big Mama. I have fun

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Its crazy how everyone is convinced I have a new boyfriend and for some reason I stay denying he exists. You will know when I have a new man, please believe I will show the fuck out