I have an Uber passenger named Raphael who is a young man about the age of 30 with flowing long hair and a peaceful demeanor. He calmly asks me about my life in a cheerful tone and then, when I drop him off, I look up after pulling out and he has disappeared.

90% of the posts I have been reading on X are fear mongering rubbish.

You know you're getting old when a hot guy can walk past you and you have no reaction but then you see some sneakers with really good foot support on another older woman and you're like, "Oh yeah, where can I get me some of that!?"

Me watching the kind of people who shop at Wal-Mart at night while waiting for my boyfriend to come out of a job interview.

Is this the social media site for the X-Men? I'm in the right place, right?

Me reading all these religious arguments on X knowing that I remembered all my past lives 20-30 years ago.

Mi esposa lleva años con depresión severa. Ha dejado de trabajar, de reír y de vivir en general. Nuestra casa se volvió un lugar pesado, lleno de silencios y discusiones. Ayer le pedí el divorcio. Decidí que ya no puedo seguir en una relación donde me siento invisible. Sus

I can tell you for a fact that one of the men I just saw at McDonald's has not seen his own penis in years.

Is it me or does it seem like everybody's IQ has gone down like 50 notches?

I have a suspicion that humans are being grown by extraterrestrials for food and/or resources.

I just want to make sure people understand that THIS exists. youtu.be/yev3JqH6TpY?li…

I feel like you guys should listen to this. youtu.be/ZpUYjpKg9KY?li…

I feel like Bimzelx could have skipped the part in the commercial where this girl is looking over her armpit.

Let's see what happens when the Muslims ask the pope to start following their Sharia law.

I don't know what the hell young people are thinking with what they're wearing today. To me, they look like idiots a lot of the time.