The fact that 26million people posted a black screen on insta but the petition hasn’t even reached 12 mill yet doesn’t sit right w me

No one, I’ve said I think it should be illegal for anyone to promote a weight loss product.

This random guy just crouched behind my car peering through the back window as I’m sitting in it so I’m concerned and then hear him scream “ahhh” at a little girl walking past that I’m assuming he knows. Very very weird

describing in detail what kind of rug i want in my room out loud so i get a targeted ad for the perfect one i’m envisioning

Me on social media : Make his pockets HUURT 🤪🥳💰😈 Me in real life : Omg no it’s okay I can pay for it 😔

As if mum just walked back from the shops and forgot she took her car so left it there 🤷🏼‍♀️

what’s your favourite hob on the stove and why’s it the bottom left one?

One time I was on a date in high school and I got pulled over and the police officer let me off with a warning but fined my date $100 because she was only 4’8” and by law was suppose to be in a booster seat and honestly I think about this a lot

Can’t wait for the day that I can take bikini pictures without sucking in

Wanna be able to sleep quickly again 💤

tier 7 ur not allowed to open ur eyes only one of them if ur eating but it has to be a substantial meal

Does your house being messy stress you out or are you normal

Your realist friend is either a Capricorn, Pisces, Taurus or a Sagittarius

I’m seeing people note the ages they went into lockdown 1 and now and I’m thinking huhhh?? 19-21 is a big jump. 23-25 is a big jump. Young adults are legit being robbed of building futures, relationships, personal development

Unis be like: you have exams😡😡 submit your assignments on time or you will be penalised! 🤬🤬🤬🤬 Also unis: please note🥺🥺 we are in a pandemic 😸 so we will delay marking your work🥺🥺 thanks for understanding ✨💕

When Mac Miller said “I’m too nice and I had to pay that price” I felt that in my soul

when mac miller said “why can’t it just be easy?” I really felt that

I saw a tweet that said “I feel like I’m constantly worrying about the next part of my life without realizing that I’m right in the middle of what I used to look forward to” and I felt that.

When you feel shit you ✨✨✨Tan✨✨✨

Sometimes I forgot how rich I am. My hot water works on a dime, my a/c works when I need it too, I can go to any grocery store & purchase what I please to eat, I have a clean kitchen to cook in, I have a clean shower to bath in...sometimes I forget im beyond blessed smh.