This is Willow. She is very excited to show off her brand-new teeth. She made them herself. 12/10 AND 5/5 dentists recommend Willow

This is Hercules. He just moved his queen to B5, leaving your king with no escape. Would tell you it's over but wants to watch you slowly realize that yourself. 13/10

This is Tuna. You have once again taken him to the vet instead of the park. Fool him once, shame on you. Fool him twice, even more shame on you. 12/10

This is Rigatoni. He just learned how to sit. Does not get what all the hype is about. 12/10

This is Kaia. She knows she's not supposed to be on the couch. In her defense, you were not supposed to be home this early. 14/10

This is Summit. You just gave him a bath… and he will have his vengeance. 13/10

This is Walter. You just threw bubbles at him and he cannot fathom where you got the audacity. 12/10

This is Pancake. That's one small step for mankind, and one giant leap for corgikind. 12/10

We only rate dogs. This is a Waterproof Western Wooly Lion. Please only send dogs. Thank you… 13/10

This is Basil. He kept growing but his ears didn't get the memo. 13/10

This is Walter. He can't believe you want him to stop chewing on this cardboard box. You literally threw it away. 12/10

These dogs were spotted getting their picture taken mid-walk. They're doing so well and their walker is so proud and I can't handle it. 14/10 for all

This is Gracie. She understands the value of taking a moment to soak it all in. 14/10

This is Cerberus. They're picking out a new squeaky toy. Even guardians of the underworld deserve a little treat. 13/10 would pat all three noggins

It was a true honor to meet with the Prince and Princess of Wales. We had a wonderful and wide-ranging discussion about the environment, mental health, and other issues that mean a great deal to all of us.

You’ve asked me several questions on this thread and accused me of avoiding answering, so here goes. I believe a woman is a human being who belongs to the sex class that produces large gametes. It’s irrelevant whether or not her gametes have ever been fertilised, whether or not

Every word is accurate. "Wokeness is not an extension of liberalism anymore. It's more often taking something so far that it becomes the opposite" 🎯

Indeed.

Why did past societies build so much "useless" beauty everywhere — and why did we stop? It might be a measure of a culture's health... (thread) 🧵

Emmanuel Acho Seinfeld had it right