The sound of a weekend dying: The Antiques Roadshow theme tune

Best cup of coffee around! Simple filter coffee from Pret with soya milk. Great value and super tasty!

RT for your chance to #win 1 of 5 Transformulas Eye Lifting Gel & Lip Volume sets! Competition closes this Friday at 5pm #QVCNewBeauty

There are two types of men. Presenting exhibits A and B

Why can't we just say small, med or large when ordering coffee? It's like another language ordering coffee in Starbucks

Tomorrow's mantra #Eclipse

"I wouldn't say I'm looking forward to it" - Translation: I'd rather forward roll for five miles over upturned plugs

Your signature when you sign for a delivery on an electronic pad...

Meanings of "we'll see": 1. No

Thank you Pret loads of choice for dairy free brekkie! #dairyfree #soya #coconutmilk

"You've got a missed call" I know, I was staring at my phone as I was missing it

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Hearing a recording of your own voice and deciding it's perhaps best never to speak again

RT to WIN! Halloween is creeping up on us and in preparation YSL are giving away this gorgeous bundle of products! #ysl #yslblackopium

Love Lauder? I'm giving away Pure Color Envy Lipstick in Desirable & BB Highlighter in Light Med. To enter follow dave lackie & RT

RT to WIN! Armani Because It's You and Stronger With You were two of our favourite fragrance launches from last year! Today we're giving away the set to one lucky winner! Ends 23.1.18

“Show up in every moment like you’re meant to be there, because your energy precedes anything you could possibly say.” Marie Forleo Tim Ferriss #advice