You are the most of the most

I hope you think of me. In the still quiet moments after business is finished and the sound of shared laughter is a distant echo. I hope you think of me.

When I said You're my favourite flower, What I meant was You would be my forever.

I think I’ll go sit in the sun about it.

I’m house sitting Saturday night and it’s dad’s birth/death date I’m sitting on the deck going down memory lane when Alexa shuts every single light off…deck included Me into the pitch black: wow, Dad, am I also gonna hear “Do you think I’m made of money?”

Sorry I didn’t come to your party but I have a bruise and everybody woulda asked me how I got it

They’ve all got something wrong with them - just pick one - dating app

“Stick with me kid and you’ll learn things” Me: I already know how to be stupid

My ghost will be easily recognizable I’ll be the one trying to shake dryer sheets loose from my white garb

Tomfoolery that doesn't end in shenanigans is nothing but a lot of empty hullabaloo.

If it makes me happy why would I care what you think?

You drove me crazy and then left me there. -Thank fuck for that

She has me stumbling on the sidewalk and tripping over my words.

It’s rare to find your heart and beautiful soul. Exceptional to say the least.

Perfect evening in The Garden of Sooz💚

Positive or negative attention is attention the same.

Thinking about: ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ cheese ♡ ♡ burgers ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡

I’ve got a beautiful roast beef that I’m going to sear tomorrow morning and put it in the crockpot with onions, carrots, mushrooms and garlic. Then, AND THEN I SAY, I’m going to turn it into the best fucking poutine you will ever see. 🇨🇦

'Wine me, dine me, 69 me?' I'm more like 'wine me, dine me, asleep-by-9 me'.