Little neon collar signs for homeless cats that say

*Will Meow for Food*

We should invent a word for stupid but stupider

Watching strange men curse in Italian? Bam! Boom! Pregnant.

If you hoard all the gold then you have to get a dragon to watch it, weird little dwarves eat all your food and try to do you, bah humbug, who needs it.

you’ve survived this far, i’m proud of you.

Dumb stupid unstoppable love.

Be with someone who loves you passionately, publically, privately, insanely and behind your back

There's no denying I could have worded that better, but that is the story of my life.

Mike Miller Swan, swan, love.

<Just over here smiling>

A Led Zeppelin tribute band called 'Houses of the Damned'... All of you fuckers are invited.

Something’s gotta turn out right

You’re such a gift to me

You will always be my double rainbow 🌈 🪼🌈

So, it's Tuesday
what a day
let's eat pizza

Poetry is easy

A will is a goth love letter

Twitter Women: I love animals!
Twitter Men:

Embracing your inner crazy is sometimes the only way to stay sane in this mad world.

Just to be your
Cradle song and
Wake up song.

Just to curl up
With your griefs
Beneath stars
In a snowy prairie.

And
Just to walk with
You to the end of
A beautiful story.