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jennnnn

@jennayalda

be kind always

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calendar_today10-09-2010 22:46:09

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today at work I spilled ketchup all over my hand and honestly miley stewart was right ketchup is a fantastic moisturizer

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people I don’t talk to anymore use the holidays as an excuse to be in my messages and ask how I’ve been ... uhhh thriving without you!! thx for asking

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you ever read a professors name and think you have an idea of what they look like and then they end up being nothing like what you thought they would look like bc same

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I took a table today for one of my coworkers and I introduced myself to them and they asked what happened to my coworker. I deadass said “don’t worry she’s alive and well” who let me speak to customers like this

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QUARANTINE DIARY Day 1: I have stocked up on enough non-perishable food and supplies to last me for months, maybe years, so that I can remain in isolation for as long as it takes to see out this pandemic Day 1 + 45 minutes: I am in the supermarket because I wanted a Twix

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College students: - Don’t qualify for $1200 check if claimed as dependents - Don’t qualify for $500 bc over 18 - Don’t get tuition refund - Don’t get rent forgiveness for off-campus housing - Don’t get to keep on-campus jobs - Don’t get student loan forgiveness - ?????

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imma need everyone to stop asking me why I sleep at 5 everyday and wake up at 2 in the afternoon. it has become a norm at this point s/o not having to be up in the mornings no more