me imagining outfits with clothes i don't even have:

when the delusion wears off and you finally see him for the emotionally unavailable medium ugly guy he is

(canadian pirate) shiver me timbits

i know a super hot shower is bad for your skin and hair but being boiled alive is important for my mental health

what if we kissed at the sidgeno applebees

Family first, always. 🥹 A special greeting from one of Kia Nurse's own to celebrate getting to play on home soil in the WNBA. Vancouver Goldeneyes Sarah Nurse

PENS WINNNN

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Looks like a fat carrot that grew mold

The Hurricanes have spent 26:09 on the Penalty Kill against the Flyers through 3 games. In that time, they've outshot the Flyers 9-8 and goals are 1-1. Flyers are 1-16 on the powerplay.

Tonight the #CNTower will be lit burgundy and light blue at the top of the hour for the Toronto Tempo home opener 2026 🏀 Ce soir, la #TourCN sera illuminée en bourgogne et bleu pâle pour le Match d'ouverture à domicile des Toronto Tempo en 2026

“If I can be half the human being she is, I’ll be doing all right.” Ahead of Mother’s Day, I talked to Julie Clement’s boy, Ernie. #BlueJays mlb.com/bluejays/news/…

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the sweater every golf girlie needs 🤎🍸⛳