never recovered from the first time i heard the word “acai” out loud. that wasn’t even in my top 15 guesses

Damn you, Paul Rudd.

Photo: President Biden hugs Ketanji Brown Jackson as the moment the Senate had the votes to confirm her nomination to the U.S. Supreme Court.

As always, we must celebrate McLovin day.

Just saw a billboard for Morton salt and it’s like….you have nothing to worry about. I can’t name another salt

Just got home, my wife told me she got yesterday’s Wordle on the first try! The word was “quirk” - figures.

order her insomnia cookies or pete davidson will

For our Brothers. Carrying you with us every step of the way Virginia Football 🤞 #HokiesForHoos | #VirginiaStrong

I want whoever designed the chick fil a drive thru to be president

Derek Johnson earns All-American honors for the second time in his career 😤 #GoHoos⚔️

Schrödinger: I don’t know if the cat is dead or alive until I watch inside the box. Box: Miaow Schrödinger: Shut up

We are incredibly saddened by the too soon passing of Matthew Perry. He brought so much joy to hundreds of millions of people around the world with his pitch perfect comedic timing and wry wit. His legacy will live on through countless generations.

United airlines flight attendant saying “service is our passion, but safety is our top priority” actually goes kinda hard

Looks like Perry the Platypus finally retired and is enjoying his old age with the Flynns

What happened while I was cleaning my house, paper towelically, can never happen again