whatever fleabag said

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when people say "they don't make 'em like that anymore," they're talking about Rob Reiner movies

i don’t even have the words. hell isn’t hot enough

Once again continuing my crusade against the movie Jack Frost

Hey guys vaping is aging the shit out of you btw!!!!!!

We have to stop the casting of actors based on follower count over talent because … WHAT are we doing

i’m seated. the theater employees are scared and asking me to leave because it ‘hasn’t even started filming yet’ but i’m simply too seated.

Not hearing enough about Billy Crudup’s performance in Jay Kelly

I’M COMING TO THE COTTAGE

look I can accept people asking book readers not to spoil Heated Rivalry, but I draw the line at people demanding no one spoils The Odyssey

christmas eve? oh, you mean the night before the fellowship left rivendell?

We are the granddaughters of the grandmas you couldn’t run over with reindeers

What is Quinn’s budget for celeb talent 🤣🤣🤣

the greatest line delivery of all time is the way catherine zeta-jones said “cicero”

the days between christmas and new year’s

Reboot Summerland with Jesse McCartney as the uncle who has to take in his nieces and nephews

don't give up. do everything you can do to make this the best year of your life for yourself and everyone around you. lets hunt some orc.