A Doug facing a Doug on the pitchers mound 🤔

firefighters gave me $5 to incinerate people actually

Oops i havent changed it yet

Have you guys been orbposting without me

I was ORBposting before it was cool BY THE WAY

All blaseballs taste Good you guys are just mean

'let me get your pronouns before i roast you' has to be one of the most lines of all time tbh

ORB

Listen, I think the short circuit moist talkers getting 2 bibbyS was a good thing and i hope they can make it a triple that is all thank you

This post has definitely been made before but im gonna post it anyway Gender Neutral implies the existence of Gender Punish Game

Head empty, I want to eat packing peanuts

Whoops i forgot i have twitter sorry 2 my fans i been busy gaming and not playing blaseball 😔

I think the greatest thing i was ever involved in was 'wet'. Bet yall didnt know it was **I** who asked the question that made goobie say wet twice 😤😤 i am so cool and blased for this

Its raining as heck outside. Quite moist

im a batter now

they really opened the damn book again huh

look who finally updated their damn twlitter huh