Not sure how it’ll look on a book jacket, but I’m willing to give it a try.

Mike Hixenbaugh is “thirstier than a broke chick on OnlyFans.” — Southlake resident Dana Loesch

My book, “They Came for the Schools,” is out now!

Thank you, The Associated Press. That's how you prevent the normalization and banalization of him and his party.
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can you imagine this ever in a million years happening in texas: starting next year michigan will automatically register people to vote after they're released from prison

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The Rev. Lawson's gentle demeanor in a world of strife embodied the peaceful promise of humanity houstonchronicle.com/news/houston-t… via @houstonchron

i regret to inform you that early voting begins again next week

accountability journalism: Houston's River Oaks Theatre is reopening soon (they swear)

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does any bakery do this in houston ? asking for me

can cats eat a sausage and cheese kolache

You know your essay is resonating when some readers call for you to be executed

the desperate urge to add lol at the end of headlines

ICYMI we are living through extremely bleak times for houston schools

let me list all the reasons why this is so surprising 🧵

omg the aurora borealis in dc is beautiful 😍 🤩

At a Mar-a-Lago dinner, Trump asked oil executives to steer $1 billion to his campaign.

Giving $1B would be a “deal,” Trump said, because of the taxation and environmental regulations they would avoid thanks to him.

w/ Josh Dawsey washingtonpost.com/politics/2024/…

for houston area folks who like to know where their voter-approved bond money is going

How Harris County is using its $100 million public safety bond funding:

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if you or someone you know is ordering gold bullion with their cookies please reach out we want to interview you

can someone who is a cookie reporter please get to the bottom of this

The air in Austin feels like a moist wool sweater mating with bathroom carpeting inside a whale's colon