crazy that u can have a job where u are responsible for saving a human life or u can have a job where u need to send an email but dont

here’s your reminder that unless someone explicitly told you with their words they are upset with you, there is no need for you to worry yourself sick. you have no mental or emotional obligation to people who do not communicate with you. no matter how much you love them

If anyone’s having a bad day just know that I went in to get a haircut and came out with accidental bangs

My heart goes out to every nurse on strike at Mercy, and to every nurse who has been given an unsafe assignment and told “it’s what you signed up for” or “do it for the patients” when trying to refuse. Advocating for yourself as a nurse IS advocating for proper patient care.

My friend blocked her ex on everything so he started emailing her and when she blocked that too he started venmoing her in $20 increments of how much he wanted her back. If he wanted to he would 💅🏼

I am “falls asleep in the theatre every time I go see a movie” years old

Thank you to all of our Delta Sonic employees that served in the Military or are currently active Military! (pictured are only some of our employees that served) Veterans Day 2021 🇺🇸

glad i grew out of explaining myself. people be delusional and believe whatever helps them sleep at night.

I buy a disgusting amount of clothing for someone that spends 99 percent of my time dressed like Adam Sandler

Adoption is an alternative to parenting. Abortion is an alternative to pregnancy. If you do not want to be pregnant, adoption isn't relevant to the conversation. Pregnancy can be a dangerous endeavor and we can't force people to go through it.

Nothings more embarrassing than trying to explain a tik tok to someone that doesn’t watch tik tok. Like why is bing bong funny? It isn’t, but I laugh every time

isn’t it weird how we shame women for “friend zoning” men yet nobody talks about how creeped out and hurt you feel when you realise your “friend” was only nice on the off chance he might get to sleep with you?

BUFFALO FRIENDS PLEASE SHARE - I found these two cuties on my way home from work today on Warwick Ave. on the east side. trying to find their owners ❤️

Adding “still does full skincare routine after coming home from having 3 espresso martinis” to my official resume

Putting together elaborate charcuterie boards while drinking red wine is my greatest source of joy

We are witnessing someone stalk and harass their ex in real time and media outlets are playing it for jokes while the people are laughing in the comments. Dark times.

Making a quick return to twitter to let the people know that I am single for the first time in 6 years, it is the first summer without any COVID restrictions in 3 years, and I just signed up for unlimited pilates. It is about to be the hottest hot girl summer I have ever had.

If you have an Amazon package delivered starting 7 December, go to your Alexa and say, “Alexa, thank my driver.” They get a $5 bonus, at no cost to you!