I know ozempic bodies when I see them cuz people still walk like their fat version. And their heads be big as hell.

Barack Obama went to Columbia and Harvard University. Michelle Obama went to Princeton and Harvard University. Donald Trump went to Epstein's Island.

Hang them.

Look at his fit, dis aint his first body 😭

Bad Bunny naming dozens of countries in the Americas and then holding up a football that reads "together we are America"....such an iconic Super Bowl performance wow

Why he looking like “and i’ll do it again, bitch.” LMAOOO

Someone is coming in to offer you a love of a lifetime. This person has been in love with you since you first met. A reunion is happening this week between you and your favourite person you've been trying to manifest! This reunion will start a new beginning and end all the past

How life feels after successfully digging yourself out the hole nobody knew you were in

Iran realizing the entire world has no problem with them bombing Israel

In highschool, i was complaining about how long the school day was then my teacher looked into my eye and said: "The days are long but the years are short" I was like "Are you tripping?" And then the bell rang and now i'm in my 30s

finally accepting that we had nothing and I over romanticized everything

don’t forget to leave a guinness out for cillian murphy tonight

spider-man getting the key to the city vs peter parker getting eviction notices is so powerful bc that's exactly how we treat people in helping professions in real life. i love spider-man so much.

i don't know who needs to hear this but in order to become a better person, you must first realize how horrible you really are. not in the dramatic sense, but in the quiet ways you sabotage yourself, repeat unhealthy patterns, hurt people who care about you, or tolerate what

anytime they had dialogue together it was diva on diva crime

laying in bed with the nervous system of someone going to war

tony soprano summer (panic attacks, grilling sausages, making no progress in therapy, pool nap, repeating the same mistakes, ice cream sundae dinner)

someone said "if he doesn’t fuck him in the ass after this then it’s not ancient greece accurate" and i can’t stop laughing 😭😭😭