i just wanna sit in front of the ocean and listen to the waves.

when i wake up from a “quick” nap & it’s dark outside

they don’t make movies like this anymore:

Me checking my homegirls location

today is the only day you can retweet this..

me and my girls planning a trip with $0 in our bank account:

"why you single?" bro the whole world cheating rn

Me making fun of my own suffering so it doesn't look that serious.

me: why did my alarm not go off? my alarm:

An accusation I will deny every time. Even with evidence.

“What wrong?” Women : “ NOTHING”

a piece of american history is being destroyed right before our eyes omg

idrgaf if a movie is “good” or “bad” when i’m seeing in in theaters. if there’s a big ass bucket of popcorn in my hands, i am having the time of my life no matter what

tomorrow night. me and who?

How justin bieber better be sleeping tonight

college in a tweet

"im bored" book that has been standing on my night table for the last 6 months