Just tuah, lean on that than.

Let someone get good enough and they turn into me

Testament

Even though it’s essentially gambling I don’t invest in the stock market. It’s a little too boring for my tastes.

As far as I’m concerned, no girl is a failure.

Now listen this was at a time before she came out so you can’t be mad at me for that I would never misgender anyone

// ngl we think making diddy jokes about a man who adopted girls without families during the darkest part of human history is kinda weird. He genuinely has a true heart of gold. Trying to spread good vibes on this account so it’s just a little uncomfortable to see. - both admins

Miku hate will NOT be tolerated on the Mayship

Not sure who this king fellow is but I’ve been told he’s a stand up guy Unfortunate he doesn’t come close to the great Johnny

There’s three things in life I can’t really live without and that’s whiskey, good food, and pretty women.

Join my crew

Remember folks, catcalling is weird. Be respectful

Impersonation is the greatest form of flattery

That’s me I’m oomf

Do NOT call them bitches

Tried my hand at baking today and made some hardtack

Why not all three