Me, 21 savage, and the queen of England meeting in Britain after my DNA results came back 5% English

When you kill a bug in your house do you: a) throw it away b) purposefully leave the body to send a message to its brethren

Did anyone else used to think Alzheimer’s was actually “old timers”

Happy Sunday folks

Forever 21 going out of business is going to force me to grow up more than a full time job and financial independence ever could

Wig from goodwill: $3 Green concealer smeared on mouth: $5 Getting asked all night what the fuck I’m supposed to be: priceless

This is actually an exact replica of how my dad would call us to dinner or to come home from the playground x.com/whomshe/status…

Excited to announce that I am back on my bullshit

What was your guys favorite song in preschool? Mine was Kiss from a Rose by Seal

And here my brain thought this was a blueberry pancake

And to think my first brand ambassador would be Will Smith

I do not want to hear a word against American culture

Hey now, you’re an all star ;)