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bathtub barracuda (mr. hundreds)

@jelessimica

Welcome! Twitter has proven I’m obviously not as funny as I thought... POLITICAL IS PERSONAL kenzie's personal simp. professional fuckstress

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Nothing is fucking sacred in this goddamn forsaken country. My FAVORITE phillips 66, owned and operated by a local indian family, WHOM I ADORE, has been turned into a GODDAMN CASEYS

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I got my tags at the DMV, got my tax return, and set up an interview tomorrow at a real salon ALL BEFORE 10 AM!!!!!! Lets. Fuckin. Go.

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My new years resolution??? To be more evil. More chaotic. Unrelenting. Absolutely cringe. Nothing can stop me. This year, i dedicate my life and soul to the bit