I don’t often tweet. But when I do it’s random and out of context.

WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS 🇺🇸🥇

The Don't Say Gay bill is just legislative homophobia. #SayGay

Oui, c'est gay #cestgay

Billy Eilish going full Detox... finale look on this #Oscars performance

It’s very stressful to watch someone get sincerely punched in the face it turns out

Thank god Kevin Costner came to remind everyone how insufferable the stultifying boredom of white cis heterosexual masculinity is.

fair is fair: let the williams sisters slap jane campion

This whole Oscars night feels like I said a cuss word in class

Keith Urban just punched Mac and Cheese from Paw Works

To every media person in my emails today asking me for a comment about Louis CK. Stop asking ME. Ask MALE comedians. What not ask Patton Oswalt, Judd Apatow, Marc Maron, David Cross, Bo Burnham, Aziz Ansari, Pete Holmes, Rory Scovel, Mike Birbiglia, Doug Benson, Ron Funches?

What this country needs is comma sense pun control. It’s time to defun the grammar police.

Hashtags to ashes, Musk to dusk

.Old Navy do you know how many customers you would get if you removed the Men’s and Women’s and just made it all one big clothing section?

.Holy Trinity Brewing Co please do a collab with Slammers Bar called "Slam of Gawd"

"We are not a niche, we are the audience that's growing." Thank you Will Graham for also telling the industry they can't keep sponsoring Pride events and then canceling our shows. 🏳️‍🌈 GLAAD #GLAADawards

Come see Denim tomorrow night at @BughouseTheater! 4/30 8pm

The Board of Directors of the @WGAwest and the Council of the @WGAeast, acting upon the authority granted to them by their memberships, have voted unanimously to call a strike, effective 12:01 AM, Tuesday, May 2.

Last year, 8 Hollywood CEOs made nearly $800 million, yet pay for TV writers has fallen by 23 percent over the last 10 years. I stand with the nearly 12,000 Writers Guild of America West writers on strike for a fair contract.