Diplomatic crisis averted! "In a much-praised resolution to a roiling diplomatic crisis, on Wednesday Denmark offered Donald J. Trump 'full ownership' of a room in an assisted living facility in Greenland." #Greenland #Iceland #25thAmendmentNow borowitzreport.com/p/denmark-offe…

"Assaulting federal law enforcement" translates to hitting them in the fists with their faces. #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles #ICEOutOfMN

Further proof, as if it's needed, that #DonaldTrump doesn't care about the future of the country or the world, as he will be long dead before climate catastrophe strikes. He doesn't care about his grandchildren or yours. #EverythingTrumpTouchesDies nytimes.com/2026/02/12/cli…

#QuietPiggy!

The way a true #President communicates and behaves.

RIP #RobertDuvall, one of our greatest actors, seen here in his first movie role, as #BooRadley.

They called D-Day "The Longest Day," but the day it's taken #Drumpf to end the Russia-Ukraine war is empirically longer. #TrumpIsAnIncompetentBuffoon nytimes.com/2026/02/17/wor…

#LittleMarco sold his soul to #Drumpf, and for what? It's not power, as he has none, but for the occasional spotlight at events Drumpf finds too unimportant or inconvenient to attend himself. He will go down in history as another pathetic toady who sold out America on the cheap.

How about the #EpsteinFiles instead? #TrumpEpsteinFiles #TrumpEpsteinCoverUp theguardian.com/world/2026/feb…

#KarolineLeavitt is very upset her boss was #Epstein's best friend and was accused by #victims of horrendous crimes at the heart of the #PamBondiPedoCoverUp. Release all the #TrumpEpsteinFiles now!

He called it. #Nostradumbass #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace

Remember when? #NoWarWithIran newsweek.com/tulsi-gabbard-…

#Drumpf continues to remake the #WhiteHouse in his own bloated and tasteless image. In ways large and small, #America will never recover from giving this immoral, narcissistic, and tacky conman the keys to what was never meant to be a kingdom. nytimes.com/2026/03/14/us/…

"Unverified Intelligence," or perhaps "Verified Unintelligence," is #Drumpf's middle name. #OrangeImbecile

Why is billionaire man of the people #Bruce Bruce Springsteen working with #LiveNation when he could help break their monopoly? nytimes.com/2026/03/16/art…

We haven't seen such poor judgment and governmental mismanagement of a crisis since the Covid epidemic. The common denominator: our incompetent buffoon of a President. All he's succeeded at is hiding the #TrumpEpstienFiles & collecting bribes for pardons. nytimes.com/live/2026/03/1…

In other words, #Hegseth, like the Ayatollahs of Iran, is fighting a #HolyWar. He would have been on the front lines of the #Crusades, the #Inquisition, and the #Holocaust if he'd been there. nytimes.com/2026/03/20/us/…

Nobody trolls #Trump like #Melania. #IDontReallyCareDoYou

Pretty sure war is "a matter of morality." #JDVance is a fake Catholic, a fake Christian, and a fake human being. He's busy serving a man he called "America's Hitler," who depicts himself as Jesus. What a disgusting clown. #TrumpIsEvil

Maybe #JDVance should find a new religion, one that aligns with his stated values: pro war, anti-immigration, worshipping false idols, and blind ambition. I’m sure Pete Hegseth’s church would take him. #JDDunce #FalseCatholic