"Our European visitors are important to us." But not sooo important that we'd actually do anything.

This.

The US really does have some crazy customs :)

Alright, who copied the go logo off a tube of toothpaste? #golang

Tough choices in life

My thoughts exactly, just more eloquently put.

That's a tough day's schedule for the Warriors! One game is normally plenty! #nba

I've watched this about 100 times now. Amazing!

You know, just maybe, a well regulated militia (or any militia for that matter) may no longer be necessary to the security of the US

Does anyone actually use regions in C# code?

Unintuitive performance tips

Dropping my car off for a service and I can't remember the licence plate number. I can however remember the number of my parents car from when I was 10. C'mon brain. Be better.

Just wow.