Happy Birthday Keith Morrison!

Fist bump me Mayor Guy Fieri

I want Keith Morrison to officiate my wedding.

Odds of Vincent Kartheiser playing Lindsey Graham in a future movie?

Reviving this account with the hope that Keith Morrison will not only like one of my posts, but reply to it.

Dilly, my dog.

I AM HERE!

I voted. You should, too.

.Chris (Simpsons artist) Loved your book.

happy easter from jesus and his big egg xox

when you request the uber and it immediately says "arriving now" vine.co/v/ijEgTMAJZeT

.HGTV The BBB, Inc. commercial you frequently show blew my speakers out. How has this disproportionately loud commercial not been addressed?

I had to, but I still love you Young Thug ひ #jeffery

Who just saw Don's son's failed handshake attempt? #debate

Burberry Perry, you never let me finish telling you where I got my ice cream. #malalunafest

He's not my president.

what's the opposite of Christmas morning?

New blog post. jeffmeetsworld.com